Chico busca una chica

By day, I’m a regular guy who spends far too much time contemplating the deep existential question of whether cereal is technically soup. By night, I transform into a connoisseur of awkwardly charming flirts and amateur dad jokes that might just be so bad they’re good—kind of like pineapple on pizza. My hobbies include trying to cook without burning water and taking long walks only when I trip over my own feet.